Not A B*tch

Your cycle shouldn't mess with your vibe.

Meet your new monthly mood upgrade.

Not A B*tch is the Moodwear that keeps your vibe steady when hormones try to crash the party.

It's meant for those PMS mood swings, irritability, anxiety, sadness, and food cravings.

It's about protecting your aura when your body's doing the most.

Because you're not difficult. You're just hormonally dynamic.

• Lifts sadness and heavy moods
• Reduces PMS anxiety & overwhelm
• Fights PMS fatigue & restores energy
• Supports better sleep during your cycle
• Improves motivation & daily engagement
• Reduces food cravings & emotional eating
• Balances mood swings & emotional chaos
• Calms irritability, frustration, & short temper
• Stops crying spells and emotional sensitivity


Not A B*tch helps shift your mood in about 5 minutes.

Faster than your ex can leave you on read.

Because who has time to wait for their feelings to get their act together?

• First signs of PMS mood changes
• During sadness or crying episodes
• During intense food craving attacks
• When irritability or anger takes over
• During your period for ongoing balance
• Before bed when hormones disrupt sleep
• When motivation feels low or nonexistent
• Before important events during your cycle
• When anxiety or emotional sensitivity spikes


Not A B*tch keeps your emotions steady for upto 4 hours.

Translation: one application keeps your mood stable through meetings, dates, and group chats.

Basically your emotional bodyguard with a solid work ethic.

Apply To:
Back of neck • Behind ears • Inner wrists

To Activate:

• Massage application points using fingertips
• Rub wrists together in a slow circles
• Cup both hands over nose
• Repeat 5-10 times:
1. Inhale (deeply through nose)
2. Hold (for few seconds)
3. Exhale (slowly through mouth)


Not A B*tch gives you 150 uses.

That's basically a whole mood makeover subscription.

Your cycle. Your control.